Man, I swear, every Tuesday feels like Christmas for us PlayStation folks. Sony’s always dropping some new stuff — games, add-ons, that sort of thing. If you’re glued to a PS4, PS5, or diving into PSVR, there’s always something fresh coming your way. Heck, I try to keep up with their global updates every week, but sometimes it’s like trying to follow a never-ending story.
Okay, North America — let’s see what you’ve got for us. April’s PlayStation Plus? Oh boy, it’s like they knew exactly what we needed:
- Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth – Hacker’s Memory (PS4): So, yeah, Digimon’s back. Nostalgia, anyone?
- RoboCop: Rogue City (PS5): I mean, who doesn’t wanna play as a cyborg cop once in a while?
- The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (PS4/PS5): Uh, creepy much?
And PSVR? Nothing new here it seems, or maybe I just missed it. Wasn’t really paying attention. Anyway!
Now, here’s the wild ride of new games on both PS4 and PS5. And, hold on, because I’m jumping between titles like a frog on a hot sidewalk:
- "1-2-Fantastic Word Search!" — sounds like a chill sesh.
- "9th Dawn Remake" — remake of what though? Need to check.
- "AGENT 07 – SPY REVENGE" — because obviously, spies need revenge.
- "Airplane Racing Championship" — flying high, literally! Hope it’s not like paper planes I threw in school.
- Too many to list, right? But catch this: "Bartender Hustle" — like, how fast can you mix a drink? Or "The Jumping Cheese Maze" — seriously, who thinks these up?
And don’t even get me started on "WEED DRUG EMPIRE" — yeah, they went there. Every title’s a trip on its own, and honestly, half the fun is just laughing at these names.
Oh, and don’t forget to check out the European update. There’s bound to be another wild collection there. Can’t keep up? Neither can I, but hey, where’s the fun in predictability?
