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Hey, so guess who’s back? Delta Squad. They’re not just strolling in; they’re crashing the party with “Gears of War: Reloaded.” It’s like, a whole new take — remastered by Xbox Game Studios and The Coalition. It’s kinda wild seeing them again on, get this, Steam for the first time. Yeah, Steam! I’ve no idea why that blew my mind, but it did.
Now, before you jump in, let’s chat tech. This remaster needs some beefier hardware. I mean, we’re talking about updated processors and graphics cards. It’s almost like the game’s going, “Hey, give me your best shot!”
Here’s what you need to know about the PC requirements — like, all the nitty-gritty. And, oh, here’s a pic of some massive spider-like thing. Those legs could make any arachnophobe sprint the other way. (Okay, just me?)
So, you wanna run this beast? Minimum requirements sound pretty manageable. Seriously, if your PC isn’t ancient, you’re good. Check it: Windows 10, some Ryzen or Intel action, 8 gigs of RAM, and a graphics card that isn’t from the dinosaur age. 70 GB of space too — ’cause, apparently, that’s the new normal.
Now, they suggest some pretty nifty specs for the best experience. Think AMD Ryzen 5 or an Intel upgrade, plus a nice GPU — even something from years back, like an RTX 2070. All the cool kids are running DirectX 12, by the way. No clue what that does, but it sounds slick.
Oh, and just in case you’ve forgotten your PC’s specs — I mean, who remembers, right? — there’s a way to check. Good old dxdiag. Really, it’s like digging through your tech attic.
Anyway, if your setup needs a bit of love, maybe a boost here and there, don’t sweat it. There are guides for that stuff. They’ll help you soup up your rig in no time.
Speaking of which, there’s this whole trend of gaming handhelds. Yeah, that’s a thing! Like, why drag a tower around when you can just, y’know, go portable? It’s all trade-offs though. Who needs power when you have portability, right? But hey, “Gears of War: Reloaded” works on them too. Even on something as quirky as a Steam Deck. That little device is pretty impressive.
Tried it on the new Xbox Ally X during that Summer Game Fest, and it rocked. High settings at 90FPS — smooth as butter. Unreal.
Mark your calendars, ’cause August 26, 2025, is when you can grab a copy for Xbox, PlayStation, and PC. If you’re on the Xbox Game Pass train, you’re in luck. Day one access. Handy, eh? Buy it once, play everywhere. Can’t beat that.
So, ready to dive back in? I don’t know about you, but the nostalgia trip alone is worth it. Let the gears grind once more!