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So, Fortnite dropped a bombshell: Wall Kicks and Roll Landings are out. Yeah, seriously, now they’re disabled in all those official Epic-made game modes. Galactic Battle just rolled out, and it’s this whole Star Wars mash-up. Picture lightsabers, X-Wings — I mean, it’s like the galaxy exploded in there.
Now, imagine gamers flipping out. They got X-Wings to soar around in, and Tie Fighters — dogfights! Oh, and skins? Mace Windu! The mind-blowing part? Darth Jar Jar. I chuckled at that — does anyone even want to be Darth Jar Jar? Anyway, I’m off track.
Epic went on Twitter, saying they’re shaking up the movement system again. Wall Kicks and Roll Landings? Gone in official modes, but still kicking around in Creative. Kinda wild ’cause these moves showed up in Chapter 6 or something, with a whole new map and whatnot. But poof — gone. People were shook.
And get this, some folks liked it, kinda. But others were like, “Yo, bring those moves to Zero Build.” Makes sense since you can’t build there, duh. It’s like wanting peanut butter with your jelly, you know? Okay, maybe not the best analogy. But Creative players? They dodged a bullet, I guess.
Epic’s known for listening — sometimes — but fans are still groaning about no lightsaber pickaxe. I get it. Who wouldn’t want to smash stuff with a lightsaber? Disney and Epic playing coy, I suppose. Here’s hoping! Despite the ruckus, this Star Wars season has a lot of folks dreaming big. Future’s wide open, right?
Yeah, this Fortnite saga keeps rolling. Let’s see where it goes next.
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