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Sure, let’s give this a shot. So, here we go: Alright, so Eric "ConcernedApe" Barone — this guy, you know,...

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Okay, so here we go. Buckle up! --- So, yeah, I stumbled upon some exciting news for all you trigger-happy...

Oh hey, did you hear? There’s this thing called the Sunderfolk Hotfix update that dropped the other day. Yeah, it's...

Sure thing. Here it goes: --- Hey, guess what? "33 Immortals" is coming back for another round with Xbox Insiders....

Alright, here we go. I'm gonna try to explain this thing like I would to a friend over coffee. So,...