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So, Dotemu and The Game Kitchen just dropped a bombshell—or should I say a shuriken?—NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound is hitting PlayStation and Nintendo Switch next month. Pretty wild, right? Check it out if you fancy.
Anyway, I got sidetracked thinking about my old Ninja Gaiden sessions. The box art alone used to psyche me up. Not sure why, but it stuck with me.
By the way, there’s something about a side-scroller that just feels like home. Maybe it’s the simplicity—or complexity—but I digress.
Back to the story—Ryu Hayabusa, remember him? He’s off to America, chasing down some will of his father’s, when bam! Demons. His village, no less. It all feels a little unfair, doesn’t it?
Meanwhile, young ninja Kenji Mozu is here to save the day. Or at least try. It’s rough out there, folks. This guy’s mixing it up with the Black Spider Clan. Kind of a “fight fire with fire” deal.
And let’s talk gameplay—feels old-school but polished. Somehow they nailed that, I think. You’ll be flipping between Kenji and Kumori, this slick assassin. Load up on Ninja Fusion and wreck shop, because you have to. Otherwise, you’re toast.
Pixel art is a whole vibe here—looks nostalgic but fresh. If you’ve seen it, you know what I mean. The enemies, the movements—it’s all got this gritty beauty.
So yeah, consider this your ninja call to arms. Feelin’ brave enough to dive in? Let’s see if you got the chops to go full ninja master.
