Alright, so here’s the scoop. NIS America’s been cooking up something kinda special and they just announced it’s dropping soon—Disgaea 7 Complete, coming to the Nintendo Switch. Yeah, I know, another Disgaea. But wait, there’s a twist. This one’s got bits you won’t find anywhere else. Curious? Let’s dive in.
Picture this: Pirilika, who’s this demon gal with pockets so deep you’d think she’s on a treasure hunt, is all about that bushido lifestyle. She heads over to the Hinomoto Netherworlds—probably for the vibes and some solid grub. But guess what? Instead of her fave “sowba” and “you-don” noodles, it’s all pasta. Blame Demmodore Opener for this carb switch. Maybe it’s a joke? Or just a ploy to rile her up. Anywho, she teams up with Fuji, a warrior whose sense of direction… well, let’s just say it’s sometimes questionable. Together, they’re on a mission to bring back those noodle classics. Or at least try.
This version of Disgaea 7 isn’t just about playing fetch with noodles. Nope, it’s like the ultimate edition—throws in all the DLC, plus a bit more. They’ve crammed so much into it, I almost got lost just thinking about it.
Oh, by the way, I saw some game art. The colors? They pop right out, like someone spilled the rainbow across a canvas. Anyway, here’s what you get: Endless power-ups and challenges that make you question your life choices in the most delightful way. Much like that time I tried bungee jumping and regretted halfway down. Plus, there’s an old-school throwback feel—it brings a whole new thing with Netherworlds flashbacks featuring Fuji, Pirilika, and the crew doing their thing. Who doesn’t love a good blast from the past?
Now, imagine the strategy elements on steroids (figuratively, of course). The game’s challenges, especially Rakshasa Baal, seem almost designed to give you a delightful headache. Infernal Weapons? Yeah, they’re in there too. Makes me wonder if my decision-making skills could handle it. Probably not, but that’s part of the fun.
So, that’s the gist. Keep an eye out for this rollercoaster of a game. It might just be the quirky escape we didn’t know we needed. Or not. Depends on how much you like chasing nostalgia and noodles.
