Marvel’s New Retro Game Features the Ultimate Thor and Classic Silver Surfer

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So, get this — a couple of new heroes are crashing onto the scene. We’re talking newbies in the Marvel universe, and they’re rubbing elbows with the big shots like Captain America, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, and, of course, everyone’s favorite grump, Wolverine. All of this goes down in what they’re calling Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Sounds intense, right?

Ever heard of Beta Ray Bill? No? Picture Thor but with a horse’s face — I know, sounds bizarre, but it works somehow. This dude comes from a place called Korbinite, and he’s not swinging around the usual Mjolnir. Nope, he’s got Stormbreaker, which sounds like it should be its own heavy metal band. Bill’s first showed up in The Mighty Thor No. 337 (thank you, Walt Simonson, wherever you are). At one point, he even wielded Mjolnir, which just blows my mind for some reason. Anyway, Beta Ray Bill’s jumping into the chaos now.

And he’s not alone. Riding shotgun is the Silver Surfer. I mean, how can you say no to a shiny dude on a surfboard flinging around the Power Cosmic like it’s no big deal? He’s literally surfing through space squashing Annihilus’ minions — those creepy space bugs or whatever. It’s like, where do they even come up with these villains? I won’t lie, though, I might want a board like that.

Oh, and speaking of Marvel Cosmic Invasion, the creators spilled some beans at this year’s San Diego Comic-Con about the game’s voice cast. I can’t remember exactly who’s in it — too much going on, honestly. But I digress.

And, in case you’re wondering when you can get your hands on it, the game’s coming to pretty much everything you can play games on: Nintendo Switch, the PlayStation duo (4 and 5), Windows PC, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X. Sometime this year. Probably. Who keeps track of these things? Keep an eye out, or don’t — your call.

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