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Alright, so this week’s Nintendo eShop update in Europe—what a whirlwind. New stuff for the Nintendo Switch 2 and, of course, the regular ol’ Nintendo Switch. Plus, a bunch of deals thrown in there to tempt your wallet.
Oh man, remember those old Tamagotchis? Well, “Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch 2 Edition” is dropping this Friday, 27th June. Can’t say I saw that coming. And for the classic Switch, there’s this smorgasbord of titles—like a buffet of pixelated dreams. Take “A Bibelot: Y-Break” for instance; no clue what a ‘bibelot’ is, but it sounds kinda fancy, right?
Here’s a peek at the list—are lists ever fun? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way, here goes:
– “Against the Storm”—sounds intense, like weather and gaming had a wild night out.
– “Agarta”—reminds me of avocado for some reason. Totally unrelated, or maybe I’m just hungry.
– “An Aisling” and “Anvil Saga”—feels like they belong in a storybook. Or a dream? Who knows.
– “Architect Life: A House Design Simulator”—okay, if my teenage self could design houses, they’d all be rainbow-colored, so this game might save my tastes.
And then there’s stuff like “Cozy Garden Simulator”—because who doesn’t want to digitally plant tomatoes—or “Jurassic Island: Little Dinosaur Park Musical AudioBook.” Seriously, what even?! A dino musical audiobook… scratching my head here.
Almost forgot, “Dungeons of Paint” is also out on Friday. Sounds like a Bob Ross fantasy RPG mashup or something. Anyway, I digress.
So, where was I? Oh yeah, back to quirky titles like “Mind & Sight Spot the Difference Workout”—working out with your eyes? Count me in. “Sushi vs Burger Race” should be a culinary slapstick showdown. Imagine the tiny sushi rolls racing against a burger. Hilarious.
Of course, there’s more—this never ends—like “Supermarket Simulator 2025” and “Zombie Scream.” Because sure, one minute you’re grocery shopping, the next, you’re screaming with zombies. Life’s unpredictable, right?
At some point, you realize there’s something for everyone. Maybe it’s overwhelming, or maybe I’m just ranting. Anyway—wait, is it Friday yet? No? Ah well, one day closer to these bonkers releases.
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