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So, you know that moment in a game where you’re like, “I’ve got this!” only for it to totally fall apart? Yeah, this one gamer tried to keep the Kvatch guards alive in Oblivion Remastered—spoiler alert—it didn’t end well. I mean, it’s like petting a cat only to get scratched. And yeah, Oblivion Remastered (which, dear universe, released April 22) is big. Like, “beat some other game I can’t remember” big on Xbox Game Pass. Wild, right?
Anyway, some player named justaboredgamer had this dramatic saga. They kept the guards alive in Kvatch (how?!), only for them to turn on their own buddies. Like, come on, team spirit! But, I guess in Oblivion, drama isn’t just a side dish; it’s the main course.
Now, the “Battle of Kvatch” quests—well, they’re kinda infamous. Bugs, tough enemies, you name it. At first, the NPCs were like, “Should we react? Nah.” Glad they fixed that, though. But sometimes, people forget the main quest, and bam! Over-leveled chaos. Remaster helped out here, at least.
And let’s chat about heartbreak. Like, players thinking, “Oh, I can save the Emperor!” but nope. He’s a goner, no matter what. It’s like watching a movie where the hero dies, no matter how much popcorn you throw at the screen. Story of life in Cyrodiil, I guess?
Anyway—oops, back to the start—yeah, just another day trying not to scream at my console. Keep those stories coming; chaos loves company!
