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Okay, so here’s the scoop — or maybe it’s just a random tidbit — about that beloved, slightly wacky game everyone’s been obsessed with where you play as these outlaws who can’t seem to stop getting gloomier while they roam this gigantic map. Yep, it might just be popping up on the Nintendo Switch 2. No joke.
So, Gamereactor spilled the beans (or maybe just some coffee on their notes?) saying they heard whispers from folks who hang around Rockstar lots. The game could swing by Nintendo’s newest gizmo even like, later this year. And oh, some Spanish outlet, Nintendúo, kinda backed them up. Probably by waving a flag or something. No clue why Spanish rumors hit differently, but they just do, ya know?
Oh, and there’s some noise about RDR2 getting a glow-up performance-wise for PS5 and Xbox X/S. Like, giving it sparkles so it shines when the Switch 2 gang gets their cowboy boots on. Honestly, sometimes it feels like games just want a night out too, dressing to impress.
Now, there’s this whole parade of big games — think Borderlands 4, Civilization 7, those 2K sports things. They’re apparently lining up for Switch 2’s debut. Imagine Rockstar’s cowboy saga trotting in just behind them. Strauss Zelnick from Take-Two, the big cheese there, chatted with The Game Business and didn’t seem too freaked out. Dude’s more like “let’s see what happens” — sounds like he’s rolling the dice, but who isn’t these days?
And if RDR2 does land on Switch 2, brace yourselves. Ninty’s GameChat is gonna be like, put to the test. Picture gamers belting meme lines and laughing about the horse…anatomy changes because of the weather. Seriously. It’s gonna be like a Minecraft movie night but with, you know, more wild carriage chases and maybe a few awkward meetings with costume-wearing baddies.
Are you jumping on board the RDR2 train if it hits the Switch 2? I mean, assuming you can even find time between all the chaos. Drop a line. And, yeah, sorry about the random rhymes — got carried away there.
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