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So, get this, Maximum Entertainment just dropped a bombshell for us Nintendo Switch fans. They’ve got a release date for “40 Sports Games In 1.” Yeah, you heard that right, forty. It’s like they crammed a whole Olympic Games into one little cartridge.
This is coming from Breakfirst Games, and they’re hyping it as “the largest sports game collection available anywhere.” Bold claim, but honestly, it’s like, maybe that’s true? Who knows. It seems like they started with their old thing, “34 Sports Games In 1,” and just kind of stacked on top of it. Imagine just casually adding six new sports like it’s no big deal. Tug of War, Rowing Tow—whatever that is—High Jump, Taekwondo (cool!), Snowball Fight (why not?), and Triple Jump. Yeah, seems there’s something for everyone to argue over at family gatherings.
And get this, you don’t just play, you can earn rewards too! Maybe it helps with bragging rights or something. You unlock costumes to show off your personal style. I guess that’s how we’re flexing now in sports games. Style points matter, people!
Now, they’ve thrown a list of features at us, which I’m sort of sifting through. But hey, let’s not get too caught up in the boring details. It’s the largest collection, they say, so whatever your jam is—football, bowling, volleyball, or even horse racing—they’ve got it covered. And then there’re the quirky ones. Paddling? Tug-of-war? I mean, I didn’t see that coming, but okay. Keeps things interesting, I guess?
Oh, and while you’re flailing about trying to master these—er, unconventional sports—you can unlock and customize things. Because, of course, your virtual sports avatar needs outfits to keep things fresh.
All this action is hitting the Nintendo eShop on August 28, 2025. But if you’re one of those who still enjoy the feel of a physical game case, you’ll have to hang tight till September 25 in North America.
Anyway, they’ve tossed out a trailer. Probably filled with dramatic sports-themed music and epic slow-mo shots. But yeah, that’s the scoop for now. Feels like we’re back in the day, collecting game cartridges, just with way more stuff to do.