Review of Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time

So, imagine you’re in this wild dream where Animal Crossing and The Legend of Zelda just had a child after one too many drinks—yeah, that’s Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time for you. It’s got this weird mix of chilled-out life sim and deep dungeon crawling. Totally addictive RPG stuff, and I swear, I didn’t even notice how much of my own time it stole! The characters are goofy in the best way possible, and the story? Way more interesting than you’d expect for this kind of game. You just get sucked into leveling up different jobs, chopping trees one minute, slaying bosses the next. It’s like they figured out the magic formula for not getting bored.

It kicks off pretty standard—here’s your Life system, let’s do some mining, fishing, you know the drill. But just when you start thinking you’ve seen it all, bam! Giant world map, colorful monsters, and puzzles pop up. And then—wait for it—you’re building a village on an island? Totally threw me off. You think you’ve got the hang of it, and then nope, surprise: roguelike dungeons. That back-and-forth of familiarity vs. surprise was constant. Just when you get into the Zen of woodcutting—boom—giant, angry tree boss. Even after the credits roll, there’s new stuff to chase, which is kind of insane.

Honestly, with games like this, they often try to do too much and kind of fumble. But surprisingly, Fantasy Life i manages to pull it off. There’s this fishing minigame where you’re up against, like, the ultimate fish boss. I was blown away by how they made everything work together. Leveling up skills, running errands for villagers, decorating your house—it all feels on par with the best in the genre. The combat and exploration? While not super intense, they’re engaging enough and fit the game’s laid-back vibe.

And let’s talk story, because whoa, it’s surprisingly deep. Time travel, dragons, magic—all in this fantasy world called Reveria. You’re diving into one of 14 jobs, or Lives as they call them, which have been a thing forever there. It’s silly, sure, and a bit predictable, but was well written enough to keep me interested. Edward, the know-it-all archaeologist, and this bird named Trip with a sarcastic beak are your companions, and they steal the show. The third act kind of drags—way too cliche—but for a genre that usually puts story on the backburner, it’s a welcome change.

Most of your time, though, isn’t spent saving the world. It’s more about the grind—leveling up skills, helping around town. Once you start hopping from job to job, crafting and upgrading gear, it’s hard to stop. I mean, you craft a bow, need special wood for it, so you craft an ax to get the wood, and on it goes. This loop of collecting, crafting, leveling? It’s that hypnotizing sense of accomplishment that keeps you hooked.

Now, the grind can get intense. Like, seriously, who needs that many trees chopped? And crafting? It’s just button-mashing—but they smartly give options to skip the repetitive bits or buy materials to save time. Hunting down rare materials and figuring out who’s got the goods keeps things interesting.

You also get this patch of land to fill with houses, sort of Animal Crossing style—but it’s way less complex. Crafting furniture, gifting villagers, decorating—it’s fun, but doesn’t have the depth of other games. There’s no weather patterns or seasons, and it’s a bit shallow, but it’s a chill way to break from adventuring.

Oh, and it leans more into action-adventure than most life sims. Four combat jobs, with abilities to unlock—it’s a nice switch from the usual plant-watering routine to smacking a dragon around. The combat is simple—block, dodge, attack—but it’s a refreshing change of pace.

Exploring open areas is all about resources, enemies, and light puzzles, which adds some adventure after crafting chores. The companions you find are a neat touch, giving you that extra hand in battles or crafting. But they do not shut up—like, ever. Repeat the same lines over and over until you’re pleading with them to be quiet.

Oh yeah, there’s this roguelike mode that’s clever. It’s dungeons but with tasks like fishing or gardening as challenges. You have to clear them fast, so prioritizing becomes key. It’s linear but offers a solid XP grind.

Multiplayer? Oddly barebones. Friends can visit, but it’s mostly just to look at your setup, not really doing anything engaging. They can join you on quests, but it’s annoyingly timed. The roguelike dungeons are cool with friends, though; more players, better rewards.

Anyway…wait, where was I? Right, it’s messy, chaotic, but endearing—like going through a scrapbook of your favorite game memories. And every new surprise, every unexpected battle or goofy character encounter—it all adds up to this funky, fascinating trip that’s hard to put down.