Alright, let’s dive into this chaotic mess of thoughts and excitement that is this week’s eShop happenings. So, here’s the scoop—or, well, my attempt at it:
Ah, game nights. Remember those? Popcorn flying everywhere, controllers nearly lost in the couch abyss, and now this thing called Sunderfolk is shaking things up. Imagine you’re on your phone, swiping and tapping, and suddenly—bam!—your Nintendo Switch is the hero of the night. Four pals scrambling through this wacky land called the Sunderlands. Classes like Bard and Berserker? I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be a Bard? Anyway, the game is out there now. Go team up or something.
And oh boy, there’s a wild sale happening on the eShop. Like, blink and you’ll miss it kinda thing. Games like Tunic and Vampire Survivors are up for grabs, and I’m probably gonna splurge. Maybe. Totally will get back to you once I admit to my wallet what I did.
Now, Fire Emblem fans, brace yourselves. Nintendo’s music app decided to grace the world with the Fire Emblem Engage soundtrack. I think it’s supposed to be a big deal, right? I’ll ask Kirk from Pure Nintendo, maybe he cares more.
Phew! Anyway—wait, did I mention all this madness on the eShop’s lineup this week? Seriously, what’s everyone playing right now? I’ve got ten things lined up and no time to play them. Story of my life.
So, back to action—Sunderfolk! Dive into it, blast through with your phone as the controller. It’s got classes you thought you knew—Arcanist, Berserker—but with an extra sprinkle of “what even?” Seriously, it promises some epic couch co-op misadventures, perfect for when you’re tired of solo shenanigans. Spice up your village, grab new skills, gear, and whatever trinkets you can hoard.
Quick pit stop at nostalgia-ville! Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones just rolled out like a medieval road trip. Strategy fans, you get to help Eirika and Ephraim sort out their invaded kingdom. Tough choices in battles ‘cause if you lose someone, they ain’t coming back. Gotta love those permanent consequences, right?
And can we just talk about that new F-ZERO 99 update? I swear it zoomed past faster than I can say “Ace League Mirror tracks.” New mini tour thingy, color variations for machines—like a shopaholic’s dream… if they were obsessed with racing cars. Mark your calendar for May 5; it’ll be wild.
Lastly, don’t sleep on those eShop discounts! Until April 27, 11:59 p.m. PT because why end it at any normal time, right? Deals up to 50% off! Hit Nintendo.com before you regret missing something epic.
All right, there you go—a chaos-crafted, sometimes coherent blend of what’s hot on the Nintendo scene. Dive into it, if you dare.
