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So Father’s Day is sneaking up — like, fast. Seriously, get on top of this if you haven’t yet. I mean, it’s almost here and yeah, we’ve got these last-minute gift deals sizzling hot on the skillet. Why do I like finding deals right before the chaos? No clue.
First up, a wild one for gaming fans — Wizard of Legend 2 (you know, that game everyone’s been buzzing about). I’d probably pick this up before it vanishes like my motivation to do anything sensible on a weekday.
And oh man, hold onto your hats ’cause Indiana Jones is throwing $20 savings off the Great Circle Premium Edition. It’s currently clocked at $79.99 instead of $99.99. It’s packing the base game and some new “Order of Giants” DLC nonsense. Is it new content? Sure. Does it sound rad? Also yes.
Magic: The Gathering is back at it with some undying Final Fantasy crossover action. Can we talk about this obsession we all have, merging universes? Grab that starter kit if you want to pretend you know what you’re doing or the booster box if you’re feeling fancy. The fan fever is understandable.
Okay, get this: Nintendo Switch OLED — now that’s the one everyone’s drooling over — is going for $249.99. Woot’s waving it around like “come ‘n get it.” Seriously though, the colors on this thing are brighter than my social life.
Now onto something completely different: Dan Da Dan on Blu-Ray is just $24.49. This anime had me in splits — aliens, spirits, you name it. Been a while since a show made me laugh so unpredictably.
Hey, got Apple enthusiasts here? The AirPods Pro 2 are sitting at $169 instead of mind-boggling $240. Perfect for convincing your dad you’re investing in his life’s quality — not just your ever-dwindling seating allowance.
Also, LEGO nerds, hello! Ahsoka Tano’s set, ringing in at $43.99. It’s like reliving the tunes of Star Wars never gets old. Imagine those characters staring at you in delight as you botch the assembly. Good times.
Oh, Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter is here to pre-order. On Switch and PS5 at $59.99 each. If you’re new to Trails, I mean, this is where you drop anchor. I’m not the expert, but someone out there’s hyped.
Lastly, for those lurking around Amazon again, the Darkest Dungeon II for PS5 slides in neatly at $20.75. Maybe it’s due to that new token system that I don’t entirely get, but hey, a good deal’s a good deal.
Why do these things grab our attention? Feel like we flit from sale to sale like bewildered moths. Anyway… or rather, where was I?