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Okay, so here’s the deal: if you’re boringly obsessed—like me—with Oblivion, especially the Dark Brotherhood stuff, well, buddy, you’re in luck. Oblivion Remastered (I know, yet another remaster) threw a curveball. Or rather, a virtual stab. Some genius decided it’s not enough to have one measly flock of victims (I mean targets) for the Dark Brotherhood, so they tossed in 100 fresh faces. Sure, it’s digital homicide, but hey, more merrier?
Does this sound bad? Um, maybe, but who keeps track? Custom mods these days are wild. Just this chance to be a predator rather than the poor hero always getting ambushed someday.
Anyway! No, wait… backtracked. Yeah, ColdTyrant’s behind this ‘Dark Brotherhood – Infinitum’ thing. Been brewing dark potions and conspiracies, letting players cozy up with Mythic Dawn or become official necromancers. Sticking with those sinister vibes, huh? They’ve whipped up a scenario where you’re the faceless killer in 100 new repeatable contracts. It’s brilliant, or twisted—you choose.
Oh, and don’t sweat about wiping Cyrodiil clean of life. No. These targets? Nicely random, labeled like ‘Diligent Father’. ColdTyrant even snagged Creeper — that weird merchant scamp from Morrowind — to host the gig at the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. A match made in some eldritch corner of oblivion.
Now, here’s the kicker. Not only do you rake in 500 gold per deed, but you cough up two “Dark Tokens,” which Creeper’s gacha-style wheel turns into rewards. Seriously??? Oblivion meets jackpot slots. Spin the wheel with your tokens and you might snag weapons, shiny arrows, potions, or… whatever they got lying around. I mean, who thought I needed this crazy blend of adventure and, uh, gambling?
If chance games and digital hits float your boat, dive in. Grab what you need—Oblivion Remastered’s got UE4SS, UE4SS TesSyncMapInjector—blah, blah. Anyway, keep spinning that wheel of fate. (Or maybe not, if that’s weird.) But for the rest of our messy yet lovable Oblivion Remastered updates, don’t forget to catch up on the mod developer who reshaped the game world a day post-launch.
Happy hunting, or, uh, spinning. And try not to let this gacha madness take over your soul. Again.
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