Gosh, where to start? Good news or bad news? Well, let’s kick off with a silver lining: Helldivers 2, with all its mighty force, took out more than two billion Illuminate. Boom, right? But here’s the kicker — Eagleopolis didn’t make it. Yep, one of Super Earth’s Mega Cities bit the dust despite our best efforts. Real bummer. Hug a SEAF buddy, watch some Leviathan surfing clips. Whatever works.
Anyway, not even the spring warriors could hold back the Illuminate tidal wave. It’s insane. Made me wonder if my morning coffee wasn’t strong enough. Arrowhead’s got us on a roller coaster here. Their Major Order wrapped up after hitting the 2.5 billion kill count. We were feeling invincible, right?
But nope. Plot twist. “Eagleopolis, our historic fortress of Managed Democracy, is in ruins,” Arrowhead told us, leaving our dreams tattered like those poor shopping centers now warning the rest of Super Earth. It’ll take more than a pep talk to rebuild that mess.
Now, heads up: six Mega Cities hanging in there, Illuminate’s fleet strength down to 49%. Helldivers, shoulders to the wheel, or whatever cliché fits. It’s all hands on deck to keep those cities from going kaput. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. No take-backs here.
The latest mission? Slam that Illuminate fleet — 20 million mission extractions is the target. And yeah, avenge old Eagleopolis because Reddit folks might stop with the creepy fan art long enough to notice.
Feeling weepy for Eagleopolis? Drop a line below or just, you know, roll with it.
