Sure thing, let me try to capture that unique, human touch for you.
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Okay, so here’s the thing. I had a mouthful of chips, nearly choked reading this, but there’s a mod now for Oblivion Remastered. Apparently, you—the great Hero of Kvatch or something—can munch on rocks. Real rocks. And gems too. Yeah, you heard that. Gotta save room for dessert, right?
I mean, just imagine folks yelling at their screens right now, or maybe they’re in a parking lot somewhere. Brings back Morrowind memories, right? Those wild Elder Scrolls days with quirks galore. Bethesda really should think about bringing that back, btw. Spears, vague directions—because who doesn’t enjoy getting lost on a vacation?
Anyway, this mod by CephalonImp, called ‘Edible Gems’, is exactly what it sounds like. Picture this: roaming Cyrodiil, scooping up rocks like a bunch of teens on bikes, causing mischief. It turns 14 random things into alchemy goodies. Nibble on a gold nugget and experience flavors like… Silence, Burden, and weirdly, personality boost? Call up Sheogorath and scream about real cuisine. No idea if Jamie Oliver would approve, though.
And if you’re feeling posh, start with pearls, toss in some madness ore and a side of sapphire, and as the pièce de résistance—yes, I just used that phrase—down a bear pelt. Because why not? Nutritional value of rocks! Someone must’ve thought of that, right?
CephalonImp cares about lore too, keeping those Morrowind vibes real by sticking to alchemic truths. Flawless or flawed gems have vanished, but all gems are now top value. That’s some high-end eating, even if it means downing something worth enough to buy, I don’t know, a small house?
Remember to clean your plate of gravel bits. In the meantime, I’ve been chatting with other modders, and there’s a ton of boundary-pushing happening. Seriously cool stuff. And now… where was I? Right, cleaning the gravel.
