Alright, so picture this: I’m scrolling through the Nintendo eShop update like a half-awake cat — batting at the screen, chasing whatever catches my eye. This week, it feels like a chaotic parade of pixels and discounts. I mean, with the Nintendo Switch and its sequel, you’d think they were staging a festival or something.
Nintendo eShop Sales
So, sales. Big ones. Like, grab-your-wallet kinda deals. Who doesn’t love skimming through a list like a caffeine-fueled treasure hunt? Anyway, you can catch all the deals on Nintendo of America’s website. Go on, feast your eyes.
New Games Galore
Right, let’s dive into the games. There’s a lot — like, I-can’t-even-remember-how-many kind of a lot. But here’s a taste:
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Arcade Archives Ridge Racer: Reminds me of my dusty arcade adventures. Where did those days go?
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Battle Train: Drops mid-week, 18th June. Choo-choo your way through whatever, I guess.
- Bubble Wizard III Saga: Sounds like something you’d play when you’re avoiding life’s responsibilities.
Then there’s a game called BUGDASU. What even is that? No clue, but it sounds intriguing. And don’t even get me started on Can’t Sleep? Meditation, Deep Rest, and Relaxation. An entire vibe, really.
Cat Cosmic Puzzle shows up like it’s meant to haunt my dreams. But then there’s Clash of Weirdos – Card Carnage — sounds like a party I’m accidentally hosting every Saturday night.
Skipping ahead, we hit Cocktail & Bartender Guide. Um, mystery cocktails, anyone? Plus, Date Everything! drops on the 17th, like a whirlwind of awkward first impressions.
And before I get lost, Gex Trilogy arrives on the 16th. Good old Gex, slinking back into my life like a high school reunion I didn’t RSVP to.
A quick nod to hololive Treasure Mountain MegaPack dropping on the 18th. Whatever that entails, it sounds massive.
Also on the 18th, we’ll see HoloParade: Deluxe Edition. Parades. Deluxes. It’s all happening.
Wait, where was I? Right, more games like Kingdom Rush Vengeance and quirky titles like Leftovers KO! — because why not?
Oh, No Sun To Worship arrives as a Wednesday mood on the 18th. Seems dark but, aren’t we all a little dark sometimes?
Other enticing nuggets? Rooftops & Alleys: The Parkour Game drops the day before on the 17th. Parkour, yes. Gravity, beware.
Then there’s The Lost Dino: Survival Expedition — I’m imagining dino dance-offs. Could be wrong.
Finally, there’s Zoo Merge and some others, all hitting by Friday the 13th. Friday the 13th, oh boy, nothing ominous there, right?
And there you have it. A whirlwind, a tornado, whatever you want to call it, of gaming chaos. Enjoy, embrace, or maybe just survive this week’s eShop offerings. Who am I kidding? It’s all part of the ride.
