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Hey, folks, what’s up? So it’s that time again—gotta peek into what’s dropping next week on Xbox. All sorts of titles creeping their way into the Xbox Series X|S, Xbox One, and Game Pass lineups. I’ll spill the beans below—heads up, though, the release dates, well, they’re as reliable as my cat’s mood. Ah, let’s dive in, alright?
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### EA SPORTS™ College Football 26 Deluxe Edition
You know EA Sports, right? They’re at it with the College Football 26. I mean, does anyone not get hyped about virtual football glory? July 7 kicks off early access, with a big ol’ launch on the 10th. Xbox Series X|S friendly, thank you very much. You can romp across college football world—a gazillion schools, coaches, athletes, you name it. Want the Deluxe? Only three days early. Typical, right?
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### Tony Hawk’s™ Pro Skater™ 3 + 4 – Digital Deluxe Edition
Ah, the nostalgia: Tony Hawk back again! Anyone else still got muscle memory from the ’90s skating days? Me neither, but a fresh run’s up on July—do tricks, air it out. Activision’s got your consoles covered—go smack that rail and feel like a kid again. Fingers crossed we don’t break any bones… in the game or otherwise!
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### Missile Command Delta
Okay, so like, who remembers Missile Command? It’s getting a fresh coat of paint or something. Set for July 8, you’re juggling incoming explosives. Talk about a ride down memory lane… or maybe an explosion. Atari’s back, folks, and I can’t escape the feeling of arcade vibes spiraling back into my life. Xbox Series X|S has your back with this one.
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### Somber Echoes
July 8 again—okay, revamp alert! Somber Echoes tosses you into a decaying space thingy. Awful yet intriguing? Master some neat combat skills, crack some ancient secrets. And who could resist a Metroidvania twist? Optimized for Xbox Series X|S, naturally.
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### The Last Camp
Can’t say I’m a big fan of doomsday stuff at the moment, but here’s The Last Camp. Dropping July 8, decked with graphics and stuff—special effects galore, I hear. Xbox Series X|S shows its muscle here. Apparently, shoot ‘em codes go all cross-generational wizardry here. Can’t wait to test my reflexes.
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### Ah, Love! Season 2
Ah, Love… wait no, that’s the title! New season alert on July 8. Swap blocks, dodge obstacles, get those hearts together. Sort of makes me wish I took more time for puzzles in real life. Optimized for Xbox Series X|S—because who needs real love when you’ve got this? Just kidding. Or am I?
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### Minami Lane
July 9 welcomes Minami Lane. Build up your own place in a cozy Japanese street sim. Just 2 to 4 hours of playtime, a legion of tanukis, and cats. My allergies are already flaring up, ha! Xbox Series X|S grooms this one well. Time to unwind, folks.
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### Rogue Raccoon
Well, this sounds mischievous. July 9 has you scurrying through cities—Museum Heist galore. Platformer and combat? Check. Challenges? Oh yeah. Sneaky raccoons get love on Xbox! Careful, real raccoons seem less forgiving.
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### Holdfast: Nations At War
Time travel time? Not really, but July 9 brings a Napoleonic Era shooter. Hundreds of players, historical battles—land, sea, you name it! Xbox Series X|S gets some love as you dive into clash after clash. Funny how history gets a rewrite. Charge!
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And that wraps up our messy, charming tour of chaos. Any whoopsie or detour is purely intended, kinda like life, right? Whatever the case, keep gaming. Catch y’all later!