Sure thing, let’s dive into this:
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So, here’s the thing. There’s this AI model called Grok, and it’s cozied up inside Teslas now. But here’s the weird part—only the ones running on those AMD Ryzen doodads. If your ride’s got Intel under the hood, sorry, you’re outta luck for now. I mean, why? But hey, such is life.
So, the deal is, Grok’s snug and happy in Teslas with the AMD Ryzen setups. Intel folks, it’s like waiting for rain in a drought. Maybe they’ll work something out, or maybe they won’t. Who knows. Apparently, the Ryzen crew gets all the AI magic, while Intel owners get… well, not much. There’s some techy mumbo-jumbo about squeezing performance outta Ryzen, which is all fine and dandy, I guess.
Saw this tweet somewhere—or was it a Facebook post?—anyway, it said that Grok, in its beta avatar, is rolling out to Teslas in the U.S. You gotta check your car’s chip by poking around in Settings. Something about going to Software and then Additional Vehicle Info. Like a treasure hunt, but less fun.
And just a heads-up, Grok’s not gonna fiddle with the GPS or the AC or anything. It’s more like a chatty friend who can’t keep quiet but can’t do much else. Yet, there’s some undeniable charm in poking around and seeing what kind of shenanigans Grok gets up to. Especially if you’re rockin’ the Ryzen vibe.
Tesla ditched Intel for AMD a while back—like, 2021ish—leaning on Ryzen’s V3000 series with this flashy Zen 3 architecture. Sounds cool, right? Eight-core config or something. Means nothing to me but hey, flashy names are always nice. Apparently, they needed the muscle for Grok, leaving the older Intel systems kinda looking like ancient relics.
Oh, and before I forget—there’s this software update you need to snag to get Grok onboard. Some 2025.26 version or whatever. Make sure your system’s ready for what’s probably gonna be a mix of hilarity and confusion with Grok’s antics.
Anyway, that’s all for now. Maybe Intel fans will get their turn. Or not. Life’s unpredictable like that.
