Alright, so here’s the deal. This game—Shark Dentist—yeah, it’s definitely not your average Friday night chill session. I mean, shark season’s here, and Alice Games totally gets it. Who dreams up a marine dentistry simulator? Alice Games, that’s who. And we’re not talking regular fish tanks and bubble streams—it’s a roguelike horror thing where you, yep, become a shark dentist. Why? Beats me. It’s like the Discovery Channel’s wild cousin you didn’t know existed.
The title made me laugh. I imagine you’re flipping channels in July, and oh hey, Shark Dentist pops up, right between a shark week rerun and some random doc on whales. But this ain’t your usual documentary. No, sir. The trailer’s a trip—full of those jump-scares and grimy vibes that have you half-watching through your fingers. So, you’re this poor soul—or hero, depends how you look at it—who’s taming these sea beasts’ teeth. Imagine slipping into some scrubs; you’re supposed to diagnose and solve a shark’s dental crisis, kinda like an oceanic ER visit. Mess up, and, well, hope you weren’t too attached to your character.
The creators, those pranksters at Alice Games, claim they were inspired by viral stuff—think Buckshot Roulette, but add rogue elements and a sprinkle of dark humor. It’s twisted, and probably hilarious if you have the right sense of humor. There’s something oddly satisfying in the horror of it all.
As you play, you better be buzzing, staying alert. We’re talking tracking stuff like heartbeats and pain thresholds—not yours, though you might feel like it. Anesthesia doses need your laser focus too. One little slip—boom, game over, and I don’t mean cuddly plushie sharks here. Tool-wise, you get a circular saw (a bit much, right?), and who knows what else. It’s all about timing and using the right thingamajig at the right moment. Get it right, and you might just pull that tooth out like a pro. Get it wrong, well, it’s messy.
Now, here’s a head-scratcher: the shark’s not in a tank but hanging from some basement ceiling. What on earth? Last time I checked, sharks aren’t supposed to dangle like that. Does this guy have some shady backroom dentist gig going on? The trailer keeps its mystery tight-lipped, leaving us guessing until the game drops on PC. It’s got a spot on Steam, though, so add it to your wishlist if you’re up for it—release date still in the “soon-ish” realm.
So, yeah, if you’re feeling brave or foolish—or both—keep an eye on this one. Who knew sharks had such dramatic dental needs?
